Wednesday, August 22, 2007

"MOMMY BLEW UP THE OVEN!!"

It was a sunny morning like most of the other mornings we had had our first week here in San Miguel. Jessica, Jacob and Jason were playing in the front garden -- soccer, I think. Keith and I were trying to coax them into a new routine of "responsibilities" (otherwise known as chores). A lot of them are different here --- we hang the clothes on the line to dry, we wash the dishes by hand, and then have let them air-dry, we have to fill water bottles for the bathrooms for brushing teeth and drinking, etc. The kids are still excited about doing them (We give it another few days!)

Jacob's assistance is coming in handy helping me with breakfast this morning. Keith jumps in the shower, leaving me to tend to the gas stove and oven. I don't have a lot of experience in this area... and Keith has been helping out in the kitchen a lot.. so I haven't yet been on my own to handle this situation. But, I've watched him, and received a tutorial, so I'm not worried. There is no pilot light on these old stoves, so everything is hand-lit. I manage through bacon and eggs -- working with 7 year old Jacob like my father used to work with me --- turning the bacon, and scrambling the eggs. We are having some nice one-on-one time. I have some large store-bought muffins that I want to heat up -- and I go to light the oven. The main flame lights, but the rest of the burner does not. I turn off the oven. In a few minutes, the main flame goes out. I wait, then I try again. Same thing. I back up, and stare at it -- puzzled. I know I did everything right. I tell Jake to back up, and I try again. Same thing. I give up and figure Keith can light it when he comes down and close the oven door.

BOOM!!!!!!! The oven door flies open, and the stove knobs fly off of the stove.

"MOMMY BLEW UP THE OVEN!!! D-A-A-A-A-A-D-D-Y-Y-Y-Y"

My best guess is that there is a small pilot light in the deep recesses of that creepy old gas thing, and it must have still been lit, and the oven was full of gas, that lit when I closed the door. Whatever the case, Keith is now the head chef in the family.

No one was hurt in the slightest, it took us 5 minutes to located the stove knobs, Keith swears the house shook and he felt it upstairs, and Jacob and I are both afraid of the oven. Breakfast, however, was awesome!

Mary

11 comments:

Unknown said...

OMG, I haven't laughed so hard in all my life!!! Certainly not at you guys, but definately with you. The fact that breakfast was great, the van "has a few dents," and your neighbors are still celebrating your arrival with fireworks just makes me smile! Your journey of discovery over the next year will definitly be impactful for you, but already as a reader of your blog, it has been for me as well. Thanks so much for doing this blog, you guys! It's fab to journey with you guys. Big hugs to you all!!

Anonymous said...

Oh My GOD!!! Can you please send me a big box of Depends right now so I can put one on before I read your blog again!!!
I’m so glad you are all living it up in San Miguel so well!

Anonymous said...

Nice! You could make millions off this website.

Anonymous said...

This is really cool.. It sounds like you guys are having a blast!

Anonymous said...

thanks mary for sending this! I'd love to hear more about behind your move!

Anonymous said...

Marysita - So is this what the song "la Vida Loca" was all about? I'll have to bookmark your blog for on-going amusement.

I always knew you had an "explosive" personality.
Need to get your hubby some driving lessons!
And, as my Dad always used to tell me "don't leave anything out in your car - some idiot will break your window for some cheap item and it'll cost you a $100 to fix the darn (terminology changed to protect the innocent) window!"

Buena suerte - y health (salud?) , tu amigo Carlitos

Anonymous said...

It's freaking funny!

I hope you figured out that whole auto insurance thing because it seems like you're leaving the family truckster in Mexico....

jeremynf said...

Leah says "Leave the oven and go out to eat!"

wpgardner said...

I see a book in the works! I knew you would have an adventure but didn't think you would have so many this quick.

Keep blogging even if the frequency slows a bit - that's the whole point right?

Thanks for sharing!

Anonymous said...

Ok I think I figured out how to comment from Belgium. Great stuff. Pure comedy (at least for US to read)I was laughing out LOUD!I sure am glad your son is OK, though his perception of his dad may be slightly scarred temporarily. Thanks for making this fun for so many others . . . .

Anonymous said...

I can't stop laughing !!! Im so happy you did this blog,Its great to know from you all...I should write you en espanol! I love you and miss you all sooo much,still can't forgive my self I couldn't see you in mty...les mando muchos besos.cuidense! muero por ver a mis ninos!! dany!